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Mandroid on a mission: John vows to avenge his pal Dr. Takada Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisWhen a man named John crashed his plane in the jungles of Mexico, he expected to die. One thing that he most likely did NOT expect was to be pulled from the burning wreckage by a reclusive mad scientist named Abbot Reeves, brought back from the edge of death, and transformed into a

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Psychic Lisa materializes otherworldly knick-knacks with the help of her flight helmet. Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisAt a secret research facility in the desert, some high-ranking U.S. Government officials have gathered for a demonstration of an incredible scientific breakthrough. Obnoxious scientist Dr. Williams has discovered that when Lisa Martyn, an aging psychic in

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Dogen looks as confused as I am... Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisIn a dusty and unkempt desert on an unnamed planet (possibly a post-apocalyptic Earth?) an evil warlord named Jared-Syn is fomenting discord amongst the various tribal factions that inhabit the area. There are two main groups who share the land: the Nomads, who look sort of like robotic sheiks; and the

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Ladies and Gentlemen, it's been a big, big year of bad, bad movies here in our little corner of the Internet. As the first anniversary of Bitter Dregs approached, I thought that the best way to celebrate would be to have a slack-ass awards show, rehashing some of the best and worst of the films I've reviewed in the past twelve months. I'll be handing out little gold Chuck Norris statuettes for

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Grizzly man: Chuck gets back to nature... Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisThe time: the late 1800's. The place: a beautiful mountain in the Pacific Northwest. The Chuck: a brave mountain man named McKenna. The action: McKenna dwells in the pristine forest land given to him by an Indian chief, the father of his bride. Unfortunately, his bride is now deathly ill and

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What a remarkable dirtbike! Ace Hunter goes airborne... Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisIn an unspecified part of the world (one of the parts with lots of sand and not much else), a paramilitary group is mounting raids on the peaceful country of Sardoon. This group, under the command of an evil General named Guerrera (Henry Silva), drive their tanks into Sardoon and blow

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Matthew, honey - don't taunt the spiders... Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisIn Ecuador, a couple of small-time American hustlers are hoping to make big bucks by smuggling coffee beans into California and selling them at a huge profit. Some Ecuadorian workmen are helping them to live this wonderful dream by filling up burlap sacks with the aforementioned beans, seemingly

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Santa on Steroids: naughty children will be given a double elbow-drop and pinned to the mat for a count of three... Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisIt's Christmastime in California, but health food tycoon Blake Thorne (Hulk Hogan) isn't giving much thought to Old Saint Nick (or Jesus, for that matter). He's busy creating ego-massaging packaging for his new line of products

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Spacejacked or high on crack? Corbin Bernsen chews up the scenery. Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisSometime in the near-future a spaceship called the Star Princess is gliding from Earth toward the moon. The Star Princess is a luxury cruise ship which takes the extremely wealthy on pleasure trips, and this voyage is one such excursion. The passengers are all billionaires

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Chilly D dares your body not to be rocked! Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisChilly D (Lorenzo Lamas) is a tough but sensitive New York street kid (assuming a thirty-year-old can qualify as a "kid.") He and his friends the Body Rock Crew spend their days hanging out in a run-down basement where they put on shows which include rapping and breakdancing. The Body Rock Crew also

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Don't touch me there: General Creepy gives McCoy a warm fuzzy Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisIn Rio de Jainero, a team of DEA agents from the U.S. have set up a sting operation designed to capture one of Latin America's drug kingpins - Ramon Cota (Billy Drago). Cota doesn't often leave his home country of San Carlos, where he is safe from extradition thanks to the corrupt

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Stella (with Thor and Akton) demonstrates her zero-gravity cleavage Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisFar ago, in a galaxy long, long away...The starship "Murray Leinster," crown jewel of the Imperial Space Fleet, is on a secret mission to locate the home base of the evil Count Baron Zarth Arn. Zarth Arn has been at work on a terrible weapon that could threaten all the

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One Bad Mummy: Nefratis prepares an atomic dope-slap for Banning Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisJohn Banning is a sleazy, beer-swilling thief who specializes in plundering ancient relics and selling them to doddering college professors. With the help of a patsy named Youssef, Banning and his dim-witted cohort Tyler discover an undisturbed tomb near Cairo. It turns out to

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Rostov: skeletal, fish-lipped, evil, pinko, Nazi,terrorist mastermind. Not a bad guy once youget to know him, though... Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisMatt Hunter (Chuck Norris) is a battle-hardened ex-CIA operative living in the Florida swamps. All he wants out of life is to wrestle alligators, play with his pet armadillo, and find something other than frogs to eat ("God

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Corinne prepares to launch her next verbalassault on idiot husband Michael. Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisThousands of years ago a race of aliens and their android servants landed in Africa. With the help of a local tribe called the Kuala, they built an underground facility for manufacturing the elixir necessary for the aliens' survival. As payment, they shared their

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Compensating for something, are we, Slade? Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisBear with me here, folks... So there was this nuclear war. And after the whole nuclear winter thing died down it got really hot, even in Alaska. In the sun-baked, barren wasteland that used to be the 49th state, there are still some pockets of humans left. A large, paramilitary-style group called

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This is how most Midwesterners see vegetarians... Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisLittle Joshua Waits sure loves his Grandpa Seth. Grandpa Seth is wise, knows all about spooky things like Goblins, and stays up into the wee hours telling Joshua stories. Sweet, huh? Only problem is... GRANDPA SETH HAS BEEN DEAD FOR SIX MONTHS!!! (And that's not even the scary part.)

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Vanilla Ice makes a fashion statement.That statement: "Aaaaaaaah, yeeeeah." Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisRapper Johnny (Vanilla Ice) and his three friends are riding their motorcycles through a quaint, idyllic town when one of the bikes breaks down. They stumble onto an eccentric mechanic named Rufus and his wife Mae who live in what looks like a McDonald's Playland, and

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Jan: leader of Hell Squad - can field-strip a jacuzziin sixty seconds. Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisThe U.S. Military has developed a highly advanced neutron bomb, and Arabic terrorists want it. To that end they kidnap Mark, the son of an American ambassador in the Middle East. The government won't negotiate with the terrorists, so the ambassador's assistant Jack comes

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The skinny man will haunt your dreams... Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisAstronaut Steve Thomas is just about to bring his ship, the Nautilus, in for a landing in Florida. Steve works for Rod Kendrick, a multimillionaire who runs a sort of budget-minded NASA competitor. Suddenly, the Nautilus is attacked by alien "spores" which infest the ship and attack Steve, turning him

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Braddock: Shirt Change No. 16 Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisColonel James Braddock (Chuck Norris) spent about ten years as a P.O.W. during the Vietnam conflict. Now he's back in the States, watching Spider-Man cartoons, drinking beer, and having flashbacks. The media has called Braddock one of the most outspoken proponents of the theory that there are still U.S.

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Jonathan Cabot: fresh-faced, spandex-clad, mullet-sporting hope of the free world Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisA serious international crisis is brewing in the tiny mountain nation of Parmistan. For reasons too technical to explain, Parmistan is the perfect location to build a control center for a Star-Wars-like satellite defense system (that's the Ronald Reagan Star

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Swarma: he's one annoying fakir Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisAdventure hunter Allan Quatermain (Richard Chamberlain) and his fiance Jesse Huston (Sharon Stone) are packing to leave their home in Africa for the U.S. where they're planning to get married. Before they can get away one of Allan's adventurer friends comes crawling up the front walk half dead, with some guys

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Fraker: Gang leader and hairstyle trendsetter. Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisSemi-retired vigilante Paul Kersey (Charles Bronson) arrives in New York City to visit his old friend Charley, who has been having trouble with a neighborhood gang. Unfortunately, Paul walks into Charley's apartment to find the gang goons have beaten the poor guy into a pile of stroganoff. Even

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Ozone and Turbo demonstrate a move called "the Ham" Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisKelly is an up-and-coming young dancer in California who is just wrapping up a gig in the chorus line of a musical. Her extremely rich and grotesquely uncool parents want her to give up dancing and go to an ivy league school, but Kelly has other plans. She decides to go down to the 'hood (

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His friends call him "Buddy"... Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisOn a distant, pastel-colored planet an alien who vaguely resembles Bob Vila asks permission from his father to go forth into the Universe to fight "Great Evil." His dad sends him to Earth, where evil is pretty easy to find. He climbs into a mystical garbage compactor which sends him shooting through space buck

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Jill tries to think of a sexual metaphor for parallel parking Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisThe year is 2015. Because of a worldwide oil shortage the President has made it illegal for private citizens to operate gas-powered vehicles. This rather unpopular law is enforced by the agents of the DVC (Department of Vehicle Control) who make their patrols with dirt bikes and M

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Consumer Reports does not recommend this model android. Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisLaurie Weber is having a tough day. Her boss is on her back. Her teenage son is mad because she never has time for him. Frank the janitor is drunk and making passes at her. And on top of it all, she's missing the company Christmas Eve party. Oh, and did I mention that evil terrorists

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Ladies and gentlemen... our hero! Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisLawyer Larry Harik is married to devoted wife Joan, but has an affair with dewey babysitter Virginia. Their illicit boinking results in Virginia getting pregnant and giving birth to a daughter, Sharon. Larry spills the beans to Joan about the affair and the baby, and convinces her to let him bring Sharon

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The Good, the Bad, and the Elvis Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisJess Wade (Elvis Presley) is an outlaw who wants to leave his life of crime behind him. He deserts the group of criminals he once ran with, but evidently his old gang has a stop-loss policy and they come looking for him. The gang's head dirtbag Vince is none too pleased about Jess' lack of loyalty, and he

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Red Dawn: Chuck demonstrates his acting prowess... Originally uploaded by sacrificepawn. SynopsisA plane on its way from Greece to the U.S. is hijacked by a pair of incredibly sweaty terrorists. The plane is rerouted to Beirut, headquarters of the "New World Revolution" (not to be confused with the "New Power Generation"). The passengers are taken into the terrorists' stronghold and

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